A post!
Today's post is:How to impress a girl on Facebook/Friendster
Here's what not to do:
From: sunshine
Date: Thursday, 4 October, 2007 8:08 PM
Subject: =)
Message: care 2b frien
I will only care 2b frien if you show your love for proper sentence structure. DD=
From: John
Date: Sunday, 21 October, 2007 5:50 AM
Subject: Hello!
Message: Hi, care to be friend mah? No utter motive. Treat it as just want to broaden friends circle ba.
NEVER! Back, fiend! I can smell your utter motive from here!
Anyway, this next one is my personal favorite.
From: Robin
Date: Monday, 15 October, 2007 12:07 AM
Subject: Hi Shao
Message: Hows your weekend been? Did something exciting? I saw your profile so thought of dropping a note to you.
As for me, my usual weekend activities are jogging, gardening, movies/dinner/coffee with friends. Like to cook and bake but can’t do that often, as that’s invading my mum private space...haha. She doesn’t like me mesh up the kitchen :)
Anyhow, what kind of flowers do you like? I got a couple of different ones at home like roses, orchids, jasmine, sunflowers, lavenders, and some spice plants too… still trying to master how to keep them well. I just bought some English and French lavenders this friday. Have u seen a bed of lavender field?
How about you? How do you usually spend your weekend?
Thanks Robin for your loving message. Apart from the fact that I have never seen you in my life, I do love flowers. They bring me such joy and happiness that I burst into song in joy and fart to the tune of Under the Sea. You know, the song the crab and the other fishes sing to that stupid mermaid who used shells to support her boobs. Under the sea, under the sea, fart fart oops i think something came out.
posted by Shao @ 11:36 PM
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