i have a soulmate. do you? (and that's a plural 'you' ok)
south east asia is boooooorrrrrriiiinnnngggg. and im an escapist. so i escaped from my books and am hiding out here, away from them.last week, i went shopping with lynn cos she wanted to get dresses for her sister's wedding. and on that shopping trip, i found my soulmate. we have sooooo much in common, its scary. but thats why we can be soulmates.
let me describe my soulmate.
she is tall and extremely skinny. in fact, she is skinnier than me. she has no curves, is full of angles and is dressed completely in my favourite leopard animal prints. she doesnt say much, and so i take it that she agrees with everything i say. how agreeable. so pleasant. we will never argue and the soulmateship can last forever. she also allows me to completely mistreat her and step all over her.
oh! we have so much in common looks wise and taste wise! i know she fully understands me despite her silence! and i know she truly loves me despite my tyrannical behaviour! she fully understands my LOVE for leopard prints! that just says it aaaaaall!
my soulmate has a three inch tall heel, and a super skinny stiletto one cm in diameter. is reaaaaaaally sharp, angular and super pointy in the front, and is in full leopard prints.
she is gorgeous. and i love love love her so veeeerry much!
she resides in tangs and i will seriously consider asking her to come live with me if she doesnt cost $79.90
oh i gushed about my soulmate too loudly and my books found me. they are now dragging me awaayayayay... *echos bounced off the narrow walls of the dark alley where i was hidden*
posted by stickfigure @ 9:43 AM
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