the innermost thoughts of a very proud mother of 4400 babies
i was caught up in an agonising 36hour labour last night. i gave birth to 4400 babies. one. by. one.they didnt need a father. they just split from my brain and came onto Earth. i think i have become an amoeba. babies just kept splitting and splitting and splitting from my brain during the labour....
my babies are pretty cute. they are so obedient, they don't cry or make a fuss at all. they line up in neat rows on Ms Word. awwwwww good babies. good good babies.
i have spotted alot of twins.... no. triplets.... no. i think they are hundredlets... i think there are about a hundred of them and they all look identical. they look like this: "the".
after i finished giving birth to my dear sweet babies today, i realise i cannot afford to support all 4400 of them.
so i've carted them off to prof chng. i hope she loves them as much as i do. it took alot of effort to get them into this existence on Earth.
posted by stickfigure @ 11:10 AM
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