i love crabs. let's go eat prawns soon. then crabs. then ice cream
talking about funny people on friendster, here's a winner. he messaged me this:Hi there
Did come across your profile, and you have piqued
my interest,
would sincerely love to get
to know u..so perhaps i could start the ball rolling
with a simple brief self intro...by telling u a little more
abt myslf so that u would have an idea of the person
whom u are
corresponding with..,am just a
simple ,softspoken, sporty , nature loving guy, 179 tall
abt 74kg,into
swimming, beach lazing, nature, boating, snokeling,
ice cream (infact any desserts!), cars, jogging, book
store browsing, football, music, roller coaster, funfare
rides! etc. i enjoy psychological thriller movies too,
appreciate
nature, and am fascinated with pets...and keep a planted aquarium with fishes.
love travelling to
beach resorts too..was at koh samui abt a month
ago...beautiful offshore islands there..
What abt yourslf?what do u like? what men attract u?
what are ur dreams?....
i graduated from nus bizad , am currently workin in
the
administrative service. Would really love to hear from
you soon!
Thks so much..
Rgds damien
WOW damien! such a sincere message! but what's snokeling? what's funfare and what's a planted aquarium? you're into ice cream? how are you into ice cream? u live in it? u go into a big tub of ice cream once in a while? u bury yourself in it?
humans are social beings but you have no friends on your friendster. i'm touched to be your one and only girl. however, i suspect you're a hermit crab. i love to eat crabs. and you look meaty.
yum yum.
but your profile says you're 31. do crabs live till 31? do old crabs have tougher meat? i prefer my crab meat tender. or are you a mutant crab? what kind of crab grows to 179?
nah. i don't like old mutant hermit crabs with tough meat.
i think i shall stay away.
p.s. but i must say, damien, you're really smart for a crab. you learnt english! and you learnt to use the computer!
posted by stickfigure @ 5:12 AM
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