HAPPY NEW YEAR MY DEAREST MORTAL FRIENDS!
Once upon a time, there was a fairy named kuan.on every new year, she will give wishes to those sweet people who have given her laughter and happiness in the previous year.
the common practice, as in all fairy tales, is to give 3 wishes.
However, due to the existence of Santa Claus, the invention of ang pows and the advent of the consumer culture, shopping malls and factories that mass produce tons of pretty goods that go into pretty wrappers to make pretty presents, kuan fairy has some competition. and that is a severe understatement.
in order to make her good old fashion fairy wishes more attractive, kuan fairy is having a promotion. she will give 4 wishes instead of the usual 3 this year.
so onto her great, wonderful, kind and splendid module mates she bestowed these wishes.
wish #1: goes to Lynn. ur kids will grow to be happy, healthy, beautiful and filial to their forever wrinkle free mum!
wish #2: goes to rachel. all ur belongings will have no stains, unpeeled stickers or scratches eeeever!
wish #3: goes to shao. u can choose between: super snow white flawless skin OR big pretty manga-like eyes OR a lifetime supply of that history-less, personality-less, ugly, mute and probably deaf (because i see no ears) banana thingy OR a lifetime supply of 4inch diamond studded heels that sound veeeery expensive OR 12cm more of height (and no more. because u shall never ever be taller than your wonderful friend yunkuan) make ur choice!
wish #4: goes to gy. u shall have unlimited discount coupons from topshop and wherever else u buy ur countless bermudas.
having thus granted all her wonderful friends' deepest, most fervent wishes, kuan fairy flew off with a graceful flutter of her purple with green polka dots wings towards the full round moon.
and they all live happily ever after.
i had a really wonderful sem because of u guys! thank you and muacks muacks muacks muacks!
posted by stickfigure @ 6:48 AM
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